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“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””
Wow.
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.
Get rekt soda spitter
“1. I don’t have a cat. 2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT.” (via brenaclifton)
you do now
Congrats on your new cat
This is how owners get their cats.
Dog people talk about cats and cat people with such unwarranted vitriol and hatred. This is puzzling until you realize cats have been consistently feminised throughout history, and there’s nothing people enjoy doing more than hating women and traditionally womanly things.
Someone: Prefers dogs
Some idiot feminist:

Jfc 🤣🤣🤣
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.
Cats are so dramatic…
Photos by ©The Kitty The Cat
full of grace!
This cat is so stupid I love it
I have been a cat owner my whole life and I literally never knew that tiger lilies and stargazers were also highly toxic to cats. Even drinking the water from the vase that lilies are in can kill the cat! I brought in a tiger lily from our yard today and just thought to look it up and found out (and of course removed the lily from our house as soon as I saw). How scary!
Other toxic flowers for cats:
- Amaryllis (Amaryllis sp.)
- Autumn Crocus (Colchicum autumnale)
- Azaleas and Rhododendrons (Rhododendron sp.)
- Castor Bean (Ricinus communis)
- Chrysanthemum (Chrysanthemum sp.)
- Cyclamen (Cyclamen sp.)
- English Ivy (Hedera helix)
- Kalanchoe (Kalanchoe sp.)
- Lilies (Lilium sp.)
- Marijuana (Cannabis sativa)
- Oleander (Nerium oleander)
- Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum sp.)
- Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)
- Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)
- Spanish thyme (Coleus ampoinicus)
- Tulip and Narcissus bulbs (Tulipa and Narcissus sp.)
- Yew (Taxus sp.)
REBLOGGIng
Adding to this list
Geraniums
Begonias
Carnations (carnations cause skin problems for kitty if they TOUCH them)
OMG I knew about lilies but not the rest!
The paws and Mario hand cursors from Super Mario Maker. The cat paws belong to producer Takashi Tezuka’s cats and the dog paw to senior director
Yoshikazu Yamashita’s dog.
what about that arm on the right
whos cat is that
CAT [ ]
why do cats like to stand in things so much omg
the art of summoning a cat
Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet
Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine



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